master-bruce-wayne:

readtofilth:

altersociety:

woodmeat:

what the fuk u even suppose to do with ur hands while ur getting ur dick sucked

clap

Vogue

shutthefuckupliberal:

blowjob-blazkowicz:

a-self-induced-insomniac:

spydre:

youdiddecide:

bandannarama:

youdiddecide:

youdiddecide:

thegrimmlovely:

lady-feral:

😍

Please someone ask me why I’m holding two (2) swords

Why are you holding two (2) swords?

Because I swing both ways!

Originally posted by muvana

I support bi people, really like swords, and that pun was to die for.

A DOUBLE WHAMMY

@shutthefuckupliberal Get dual lightsabers so you can fight biphobes.

hell yeah best idea I’ve heard today 🤝

soyabug:

“men dont like that. its such a turn off”
good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise

protego-et-servio:

callmebliss:

spruce-wayne:

sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

abbf26:

sailor-arashi:

12-amu:

abbf26:

the news is bad sometimes

Okay but what’s the phone

As advertised:

thats what cain used to kill abel

Okay but for real think of the possibilities.

• People in remote areas (both recreationally and living) - hiking or dangerous areas if they’re lost, hurt, or scouting ahead
• Homeless people
• Disabled people (to alert for help or contact vital services
• Areas of extreme poverty (see all above)
• Lost people (either urban or rural) able to call for help
• Somebody close to death able to record all final thoughts (either injured, terminal, trapped, or unable to have constant medical care)
• Children always able to call for help
• Abused people - hiding a phone without worrying about it needing to be recharged

it isn’t bad at all, we’re just so used to phone companies trying to make paper thin phones with no battery life cause it’s good for business

I stan a thick boi

This would be good in areas hit by devastation, too. Whether you have to survive with the bad conditions or you’re a rescuer/volunteer working in the field.

Think about, you might be able to accident drop your phone or sit on it, and it wont fckn break into 500000000 peices.

protego-et-servio:

callmebliss:

spruce-wayne:

sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

abbf26:

sailor-arashi:

12-amu:

abbf26:

the news is bad sometimes

Okay but what’s the phone

As advertised:

thats what cain used to kill abel

Okay but for real think of the possibilities.

• People in remote areas (both recreationally and living) - hiking or dangerous areas if they’re lost, hurt, or scouting ahead
• Homeless people
• Disabled people (to alert for help or contact vital services
• Areas of extreme poverty (see all above)
• Lost people (either urban or rural) able to call for help
• Somebody close to death able to record all final thoughts (either injured, terminal, trapped, or unable to have constant medical care)
• Children always able to call for help
• Abused people - hiding a phone without worrying about it needing to be recharged

it isn’t bad at all, we’re just so used to phone companies trying to make paper thin phones with no battery life cause it’s good for business

I stan a thick boi

This would be good in areas hit by devastation, too. Whether you have to survive with the bad conditions or you’re a rescuer/volunteer working in the field.

pclarkkkkk:

doritoslocostacosupreme:

me: i think im gonna stay in tonight and get some school work done and go to sleep at a reasonable time 

 friend: wyd lets go out tonight 

 also me: 

Me as fuuuuuuuuck

Me sunday night. Went out partying with my friends from high school, didn’t get home till 3am, and had to be at work by 5am lol.

lost-lil-kitty:

The world deserves to see my butt 🍑